| Distressed Whore | |
|---|---|
 | |
| Vital statistics | |
| Title | Prostitute |
| Gender | Female |
| Status | Alive |
| Ships | None |
| Relationships | Jack Rackham (employer)
Max (employer) |
| Appearances | First: V.
Last: XI. |
| Portrayed by | Melissa Haiden |
The Distressed Whore is a prostitute who works in the Inn.
Biography[]
Season One[]
The Distressed Whore complains to Mrs. Mapleton that she said her most recent customer could only put one finger in her anus, not three. Mrs. Mapleton tells her that she gave the customer permission and that they have to stand by their word. She also instructs her to charge by the digit the next time it happens[1].
Jack attempts to fire the Distressed Whore
After Jack Rackham takes over the brothel, he attempts to fire her, saying the income she's reported over the past two days is too low to be believed. He instructs her to vacate her room and make way for someone else. The Distressed Whore then begins crying, and Rackham tells her that she is barking up the wrong tree. However, as she continues crying, he lets her return to her room[2].
Season Two[]
Jack Rackham asks her if Anne Bonny and Max are still in their room. She replies that to the best of her knowledge, the door hasn't opened all morning. Jack instructs her to let Anne know that he's left when she finally emerges[3].
Quotes[]
"I said he could put one finger in my bum, not three!" - The Distressed Whore to Mrs. Mapleton in V.
Trivia[]
- Melissa Haiden is credited as "Passing Whore" in XI.
Appearances[]
| I. | II. | III. | IV. |
| V. | VI. | VII. | VIII. |
| IX. | X. | XI. | XII. | XIII. |
| XIV. | XV. | XVI. | XVII. | XVIII. |