| Handjob Pirate | |
|---|---|
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| Vital statistics | |
| Title | Pirate |
| Gender | Male |
| Status | Alive |
| Ships | None |
| Relationships | Max (prostitute) |
| Appearances | Only: II. |
| Portrayed by | Greg Viljoen |
The Handjob Pirate is a Scottish pirate that engaged in the services of Max at the Inn before being interrupted by John Silver.
Biography[]
Season One[]
The Pirate pays for a handjob from Max but complains that he wants to have sex with her. He begins ranting about how Eleanor Guthrie keeps Max all to herself but Max reminds him that she pays well for the privilege. John Silver then bursts into the room after evading Captain Flint, Gates and Billy Bones. The Pirate yells at Silver to wait his turn and Silver agrees but remains in the room. The Pirate and Max then both yell at Silver simultaneously to go outside. As Silver leaves, he turns back around and tries to explain the urgency of the situation. Frustrated, the Pirate leaves and Max tells him to come back later.
Quotes[]
"Have you no decency?" - The Handjob Pirate to John Silver in II.
Trivia[]
- Based on his accent, the Pirate appears to be Irish ☘️